Hey Where The White Women At Christmas Sweatshirt, Funny Movie Quote Ugly Christmas Sweater, Vintage Holiday Graphic Crewneck

Hey Where The White Women At Christmas Sweatshirt, Funny Movie Quote Ugly Christmas Sweater, Vintage Holiday Graphic Crewneck

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Crewneck Sweatshirt
Crewneck Sweatshirt
Premium Comfort Colors Tee
Premium Comfort Colors Tee
Standard Gildan Tee
Standard Gildan Tee
Size Guide

📝 Description

🎄 Hey, Where The White Women At

Bring a little movie-inspired humor to the holiday season with our Hey Where The White Women At Christmas Sweatshirt. Featuring the memorable “Hey, Where The White Women At” phrase, a retro Western comedy-inspired graphic, and festive Christmas sweater patterns with reindeer, snowflakes, and holiday colors, this crewneck combines nostalgic movie humor with classic ugly Christmas sweater style.

Perfect for ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday gatherings, Christmas movie nights, winter celebrations, or anyone who appreciates vintage comedy references and funny seasonal outfits.

Made with our cozy Gildan® Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt, featuring a classic unisex fit and a soft cotton-polyester blend for comfortable everyday wear.

✨ Perfect For

  • Funny Christmas & holiday humor fans

  • Classic Western comedy movie lovers

  • Ugly Christmas sweater parties

  • Retro movie quote enthusiasts

  • Christmas parties & holiday gatherings

  • Funny holiday gifts & novelty apparel

👕 Choose Your Tee

 Standard Gildan Tee

  • 5.3 oz./yd² (US), 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
  • 100% U.S. cotton, 20 singles
  • Gildan® soft cotton technology for improved comfort, printability and quality
  • Classic fit
  • Classic-width rib collar
  • Antique colors & Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/polyester
  • Ash Grey: 99/1 cotton/polyester
  • Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset & Tweed: 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Safety Green complies with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

Fit: Classic Fit

⭐ Premium Comfort Colors® Tee

  • 6.1 oz./yd² (US), 10 oz./L yd (CA)
  • 100% ring-spun cotton, 20 singles
  • Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
  • Minimal shrinkage
  • Relaxed fit
  • Topstitched, classic-width rib collar
  • Soft, substantial heavyweight feel
  • Cotton threads for enhanced printability

Fit: Relaxed Fit

🧥 Gildan® Crewneck Sweatshirt

A cozy everyday crewneck from the Gildan® Heavy Blend collection, made with a soft cotton/polyester blend and a smooth printing surface designed for lasting comfort and quality.

  • 8 oz./yd² (US), 13.3 oz./L yd (CA)
  • 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
  • Heather Dark Green, Heather Dark Maroon, Heather Dark Navy, Heather Deep Royal & Heather Scarlet Red: 60/40 polyester/cotton
  • Finer, high-quality face yarn for a smoother printing surface
  • Designed to help reduce pilling
  • Classic fit
  • 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
  • Safety Green complies with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

Fit: Classic Fit

📏 Size & Fit

Available Sizes: S–4XL

Both styles feature unisex sizing, but they have slightly different fits:

Standard Gildan® Tee — Classic Fit
Premium Comfort Colors® Tee — Relaxed Fit

How to find your size

For the best fit:

  1. Lay your favorite T-shirt flat.
  2. Measure the width from armpit to armpit.
  3. Measure the length from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.
  4. Compare your measurements with the size chart shown in the product images.

Fit Tip: Choose your usual size for an everyday fit. If you prefer a looser or oversized look, consider sizing up.

⚠️ All shirts are made to order. Please double-check the size chart before placing your order.

🎨 Print & Color

Each shirt is made to order and printed with care.

Please keep in mind that colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings, garment color, and lighting.

Because each item is individually produced, slight variations in print placement may occur.

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Wash with similar colors
  • Use mild detergent
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron directly over the design
  • Do not dry clean

Following these instructions will help keep your shirt and printed design looking their best.

🚚 Production & Shipping

Every shirt is made to order especially for you.

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
Estimated U.S. Shipping: 3–6 business days

Delivery times are estimates and may vary during holidays, peak seasons, severe weather, or carrier delays.

🔄 Returns & Support

Because every item is made to order, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges due to ordering the wrong size or a change of mind.

However, we'll gladly help if:

  • Your item arrives damaged or defective
  • You receive the wrong item
  • The design or print is incorrect
  • There is a production error with your order

If there's an issue, please contact us with your order information and a clear photo of the item so we can review it.

We want you to love your order and will do our best to make things right.

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